Breaking News as of this morning: XFL Orlando Guardians QB Quentin Dormady allegedly gave an opponent plays from the Guardians playbook. Following an investigation, he was released and wiped from XFL Stats records.

Sadly, this isn’t the first time the Guardians have been in the headlines for team dysfunction. They went viral last week after head coach Terrell Buckley expressed frustration in his team saying “We gotta get different guys”.

In this same game, Deondre Francois had to tell his Offensive Lineman to “Shut the f*ck up* after he was suggesting play calls in the huddle. This is why we love the mic’d up XFL!

The on field play has matched 2. The Guardians are 0-2 and neither game was particularly close. So, the Orlando Guardians have firmly positioned themselves as the poverty franchise of the XFL. So, where do they go from here?

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